April202014

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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(via randompersonstumbler)

April192014
2PM

(Source: lizgillies, via fruitlukes)

2PM

samioli:

hanna619:

Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just

(Source: derdermewmew, via fruitlukes)

2PM
2PM

killedmycatatemytailor:

ask-hi-ho-heichou:

lifeisamindgameloveisablinddate:

OH MY GOODNESS HE EVEN DID THE HAND THING

YOU NEED THIS ON YOUR DASH

OMGGGGGG!!! Cutie!! I’m gonna keep you.

(Source: illestmisfit, via shesanamericanhoney)

1PM

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

(via im-no-angel-imjustme)

1PM
tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
WE SMILE 
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO
I CAN CONFIRM

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS

WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT

WE SMILE 

AND CANT STAY STILL

AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO

I CAN CONFIRM

(Source: double-take, via christellane)

1PM
  • Me: I look great today.
  • Me: Thick but not fat.
  • Me: Awesome, let me just snap a picture.
  • Me: *grabs phone*
  • Me: *turns into potato*
  • Me: ...
1PM

(Source: mayoade, via heyfunniest)

1PM

loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

(via christellane)

1PM

tomfuckinmison:

tomfuckinmison:

Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean

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(via i-love-frank-underwood)

1PM

telapathetic:

  hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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(via weavemunchers)

1PM


When my iPhone drops…

SO FUCKING REAL

(Source: youtube-personalities.com, via sodamnrelatable)

1PM

pammywammyx33792:

callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

LMFAOOOO

(via write-what-cant-be-said)

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